aquilacalvitium:

hayley566:

ectoimp:

Mimi! The screamin’ stray we feed. She announces her arrival every night by screaming at the front door


(We’d adopt her but we have to many pets as is and one cat with fiv)

She screm for the cronch

Oh my god when you said scream, I didn’t think you meant

Scream

catsbeaversandducks: “Scarlet the Cat giving a lecture about birds and bees at A & R Alpacafarm and Gift Shop. ”

catsbeaversandducks:

Scarlet the Cat giving a lecture about birds and bees at A & R Alpacafarm and Gift Shop.

beaky-peartree:

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

mayor-dewwey:

penceyprepofficial:

I could recognize any Fall Out Boy song within the first five seconds of hearing it being played but if you asked me the name it would take me a few minutes and I would probably say it wrong

By fall out boy

bruce-campbell:

RAMI MALEK as FREDDIE MERCURY in BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY 

hallucin8:

Wish I was born with super powers instead of bad eyesight and big titties.

englishmajorinrepair:

“It is December, and nobody asked if I was ready.”

— Sarah Kay, poet (via macrolit)